ok, just so you all know this is not an original joke but if you think it's funny you know what to do =)
The Perfect Woman . . .
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry an extraordinarily beautiful woman, so they could produce gorgeous children beyond compare. With that in mind he set out on a mission to find the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them.
“Well,” the Redneck replied, “they’re all lookin’ to get married, so you came to the right place. Why don’t you look ‘em over and pick the one you want?”
The man was ecstatic, and decided to take each one out to dinner to size them all up. The first night he dated the first daughter. The next day the Redneck asked for the man’s opinion.
“Well,” said the man, “she’s just a wee bit - not that you can hardly notice - pigeon-toed.”
The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went.
“Well,” the man replied, “she’s just a wee bit - not that you can hardly tell - crosseyed.”
The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, “She’s perfect, just perfect! She’s the one I want to marry.”
The redneck gave his blessing, so the couple was wed immediately. Months later their first baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.
“Well,” explained the Redneck, “she was just a wee bit - not that you could hardly tell - pregnant when you met her.”
2007-08-14 20:27:09 · 15 answers · asked by the questioner 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
KUDOS, Now that was funny
2007-08-14 20:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's funny. You would think the guy would put two and two together when the baby came sooner than 9 months.
2007-08-14 23:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, you made me chuckle a lot even nonetheless its puzzling to make me chuckle :) the main exciting element is which you think of all forms of grimy and obscene stuff once you first study it lol
2016-10-02 08:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by herbin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gave you a star...
2007-08-14 20:39:31 · answer #4 · answered by *Suga* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol well i gave you a star
2007-08-14 20:41:02 · answer #5 · answered by 21monkeys 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. u get a star from me :)
2007-08-15 05:19:01 · answer #6 · answered by The Heartbreak Kid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. THat is totally funny.
2007-08-14 20:45:37 · answer #7 · answered by Francine Frensky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-08-14 20:32:39 · answer #8 · answered by Case Closed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL-good one.
2007-08-14 22:45:36 · answer #9 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhmmm i think its ok....ill give u a star =D
2007-08-14 20:33:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋