Man starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this
oil?Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this Man: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.
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This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears thumping coming from his parents bedroom. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I wake up and hear you and Daddy making noises and when I look into your room your bouncing up and down on him." His mother replies with, "Oh,..well... ah...well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that squishes his belly down and makes him thin again.."The boy replies, "Duh, mom, that won't work because the lady next door just comes over every day and blows him back up
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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2007-08-14 20:22:59 · 3 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes you did and thank you for sharing.
You get a star
2007-08-15 03:11:49 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL-I loved the 2nd joke the best!
2007-08-15 04:57:28 · answer #2 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL you get a star.
2007-08-15 03:49:40 · answer #3 · answered by Francine Frensky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋