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Question

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap
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Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler commited suicide
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Answer 1

A star is in order...

Answer 2

Joke for a joke, you know the rules:

A man is walking down the street on his way to the bar...the wifey and him have gotten into a fight again, the mother of all fights. He looks down onto the curb and finds a genie bottle. (Do I really have to put in the rest?)

The genie says, "Okay, you get three wishes...but the only drawback to this is, whatever you wish for, your wife shall get double."

The man thinks long and hard for a minute and says, "Okay...I want 500,000 dollars, I want to be the most attractive man on the face of the earth, and then I want you to beat me half to death."

Answer 3

LOL-I loved them, esp the 2nd one about the wifes photo.

Answer 4

i like all that joke,thanks...safe me from a boring day

Answer 5

HAHAHALARIOUS!