bar in London.She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.However,down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down
on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them,revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, What man here will buy a lady a drink?"Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"The bartender approached the old drunk and said, "I say, old chap, It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?As far as I'm concerned," the drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina.
2007-08-14 19:31:20 · 21 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahaha you are GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-14 19:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by Jasmine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL This is the joke and riddle section. Not all the entries have to be questions.
2016-04-01 12:53:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FINALLY a joke I haven't ever heard. It's great!!!
2007-08-14 19:46:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, my gorilla told me that one ahile back. funny. very funny I give you a big fat 8!!!!
2007-08-14 19:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by wpepper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was good one
2007-08-14 19:36:23 · answer #5 · answered by vetal_2007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww but funny
2007-08-14 19:36:18 · answer #6 · answered by huh?? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was a good one.......can you say STAR??
2007-08-14 19:47:31 · answer #7 · answered by *Suga* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA, good one
2007-08-14 19:35:30 · answer #8 · answered by NotTheStatusQuo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwww!!! that was foul..... Maybe a little funny.
2007-08-14 19:35:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...I didn't see that coming !
2007-08-14 19:34:17 · answer #10 · answered by heebus_jeebus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL .... LMFAO ... haha that made me laugh
2007-08-14 19:34:16 · answer #11 · answered by BRASiL 01 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋