Anybody Know any Funny Yo Mama Jokes or Skinny Jokes??

Question

Tell me your best "yo mama" jokes and Skinny jokes

Answer 1

Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought the astroid belt was something that keeps your pants up.

Yo Mama is so fat, she went into outer space and the aliens thought she was a planet.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits down, she sits by EVERYBODY.

Yo Mama is such a pig, she puts mayo on her diet pills.

Yo Mama is so fat, when the church baptized her, the font wasn't big enough, so it was plan B: the ocean.

Yo Mama is so fat, she put on a red shirt and went outside and the neighborhood kids yelled "Kool-Aid"! (Sorry, old but that one gets me every time)

Yo Mama's so fat, while her family booked seats for their vacation, she booked the airplane.

Answer 2

here's a part 2 to my answer... yo mama like a shotgun, 5 cocks and she LOADED! yo mama so old, I heard she played in The Land Before Time, AS HERSELF! yo mama so greasy, she nicknamed Oil N Go, cuz she can use the street as a slip-n-slide yo mama so ugly, when the grim reaper came for her soul, he gave the scythe to me and said, "she's your problem now!" yo mama so stupid, instead of giving her a brain, god filled her head with crap, and that's why people call her "****-for-brains"! yo mama so fat, I heard she caused 9/11 cuz of her farts! yo mama so big, people when to Skull Island and discovered King Kong, not wait that was yo mama! yo mama so slutty, people call you "mother-******" cuz she even asked YOU for some moves!

Answer 3

I just thought of something funny... your mama.

Answer 4

From the Exorcist: "Your mother sews socks that smell!!!!"

When your momma sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Answer 5

your mom is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller

you are so skinny that you do hula hoops with a cheerio