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That you would take to the check out counter to buy, and the clerk would think your a nutcase??

Example: A gold fish, tartar sauce. and a blowtorch.

2007-08-14 18:21:55 · 19 answers · asked by Sweety 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

1. Hand lotion, paper towels, and a Golden Girls DVD.
2. Football helmet, shoulder pads, and a box of condoms.
3. Shotgun, a shovel, and some grass seed.
4. Football helmet, shoulder pads, and a Hillary Clinton campaign button.
5. Shotgun, shells, and a picture of George Bush.

Matthew C Im still laughing.

2007-08-14 20:19:12 · answer #1 · answered by Steelers 6 Penguins 3 6 · 0 0

a large box of condoms, a spiderman action figure, and a gallon of corn oil

2007-08-15 02:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Condoms, a pregnancy test, and tampons.

Or

Canned dog food, ground beef, and a greeting card for your husband!

2007-08-15 02:25:41 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 2 1

the McDonalds wrapper you found in your cart, a magazine of girls in bathing suits, and a half eaten ice cream thats already melting

2007-08-15 03:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by 21monkeys 2 · 0 1

Dent can, a orange, and a Lolly pop.

2007-08-15 01:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by ~ Jay ~ 5 · 0 0

A wall, a mart and an art.

2007-08-15 07:10:25 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1 0

Thongs, whipped cream, and a rifle

2007-08-15 01:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by matthew c 2 · 5 0

a mouse, glad bags(plastic luch bags) and cheese ☺

2007-08-15 01:26:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

condoms, catnip, a scratchin post

2007-08-15 01:59:35 · answer #9 · answered by Out My Mind 6 · 2 0

ejaqulation kit, condoms, friends dvd

2007-08-15 01:50:40 · answer #10 · answered by Help 2 · 2 0

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