Does he use his carpentry skills to build you a house or something?
2007-08-14 17:32:11 · 13 answers · asked by The Bog Nug 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, he actually doesn't do any of the work himself. He draws up the blueprints and hires crews of construction workers from hell to build the places for him. I hear the pay is lousy, but it's encouraging to know that capitalism is having equal success in the afterlife.
2007-08-14 17:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by Pip 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He is god's son why would he do stuff for us. If he did use his carpentry skills to accommodate us. He would build another place resembling the fiery brimstones of hell which would be less tormenting and have the seven sins joining us while we are partying.
2007-08-15 03:58:21 · answer #2 · answered by The artist known as avatar Lvl 3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will need to read the Bible about this. However, what Jesus meant in the verse you are quoting is that he is the way to heaven. Without the belief in him and the acceptance of him as your savior God will punish you for all of your Sin's. With Jesus being the way into heaven he has taken the Sin away thus preparing for your soul to enter into heaven. By the removal of Sin he prepares Heaven as the SINLESS place where we will not need for anything we have here.
2007-08-14 18:06:52 · answer #3 · answered by notw559 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, I'm sure that you've heard about his lower back problems. He's not a kid anymore.
There's been such a scarcity of good lumber up there, and Al Gore has been kicking up such a fuss about cutting down trees. Also, that Lumber-Jack strike thing is frustrating him. So, He has been kicking around the idea of using plastic.----But there again, Al is raising hell about pollution from plastic manufacturing.
You can't believe the homeless problem they're having up there now. Many people are deliberately committing sins, just so they can be sent to a warmer place.
2007-08-15 04:36:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
First of all ..Read your Bible its all in there. Secondly, Jesus has no need for carpentry skills to build anything . Hes a God who can do all things!!!!
2007-08-14 17:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by curious_59 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No house, nothing from this world will be there. He goes to prepare heaven for us. None of us have ever been their before. He goes to wait on us. To wait for the Father to tell His Son to come and get us. All things are ready come to the feast. Please ask how to come to the feast.
2007-08-14 17:59:27 · answer #6 · answered by pappyg 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He throws some blankets on the futon and leaves some leftovers in the fridge.
2007-08-14 17:55:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
That's a good apprasal.
By your views few will meet the criteria, which seems reasonable!
2007-08-14 17:42:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
NO. HES HAS GOLDEN MANSHIONS FOR US WITH ALL
THE PEOPLES NAMES YOU GET UR OWN!
AND A GOLDEN ROAD TO DRIVE ON AND NO WORK!
2007-08-14 18:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by MysteryChica 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It doesn't say.. He just says He is. He can make one for you too.
2007-08-14 17:44:19 · answer #10 · answered by Michael B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋