What is Hitler's favorite color?
Why the sky is blue or pink?
Why is my underwear is dirty?
What is two plus two?
Guess what are the colors of my eyes are?
Guess what color is my underwear please?
Why are mexicans are addicited to coke a cola(coke)?
What is borat's e-mail?
What is the color of Borat's underwear?
Where is Greek?
Are you a Macoroni?
Who loves Italy?
Why people hate france?
Why people do drugs?
Am I Pregant?
What is the color of my pantys?
What is the color of my bra?
What is the color of Borat's bra?
Does Borat wears tampons?
What is infanity plus an infanity subtract underwear divided by Playboy bunnies?
Who knows how to say "Fudge" in Pig Latin?
What does "merci Borat per the underwear" means in English?
Where is Caicos Turkey?
Who is Anti-Jewish Italianist?
Who Worship God and Jesus?
Rock and Roll McDonalds songs are being played at Mcdonalds?
2007-08-14 17:26:16 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please don't answer that has anything to do with my English.
2007-08-14 17:39:56 · update #1
Thank you for your honesty
2007-08-14 17:41:02 · update #2
All questions are my,I or Borat. Too predictable or selfish. Why is my underwear dirty?,ok maybe. What color are my panties(if a boy called a twist or Hitler's eyes(thought provoking). Nice of you to try. Try, try, again. Still, must have answer called a punchline. Everyone thinks different things are funny. I guess I'll help you with what's funny--tragedy is funny after a long time. World Trade Center=fall down, go boom. Longsuffering is funny=I brought you some coffee where can I put it?(boss too busy to answer; meanwhile burned). Insults, plays on words, nostalgia(things that bring up images or memories of good times)=Leggo my eggo(an old waffle commercial). Borat can be funny if you make him sound like Borat. Learn to capture people's imaginations and try going on stage/comedy club. Stupid='I tripped over my toes' or do just that. Falling is physical comedy. Wear a fig-leaf called a sight-gag. Obvious things are funny. Most of your jokes here are lame(weak). Study, eventually you'll get the hang of it. Make sure your joke has 1)a set-up 2)a punchline,example--I told my girlfriend I wanted to kiss with her. She answered, "I can make you out(a check), too." The very idea of a foreigner wanting to do comedy is funny, you have to admit. Practice in the mirror in your own language a while. Good luck.
2007-08-14 18:09:36 · answer #1 · answered by rara 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is Hitler's favorite color? idk any color he likes i hate
Why the sky is blue or pink? cus god made it blue
Why is my underwear is dirty? cus your an italian (jk i am to)
What is two plus two? quatro
Guess what are the colors of my eyes are? brown
Guess what color is my underwear please? blue
Why are mexicans are addicited to coke a cola(coke)? cus they think its "coke" the drug
What is borat's e-mail? no1cares@yahoo.com
What is the color of Borat's underwear? whiteyy titeyss
Where is Greek? near taly!
Are you a Macoroni? no you meany
Who loves Italy? DUHHHHHH Me
Why people hate france? i think its just the italians that hate france
Why people do drugs? cus there stupid
Am I Pregant? sure, y not
What is the color of my pantys? i dont care
What is the color of my bra? pink
What is the color of Borat's bra? clear
Does Borat wears tampons? no pads
What is infanity plus an infanity subtract underwear divided by Playboy bunnies? italians
Who knows how to say "Fudge" in Pig Latin? i dont!
What does "merci Borat per the underwear" means in English? idk
Where is Caicos Turkey? innyour culo
Who is Anti-Jewish Italianist? thats just wrong
Who Worship God and Jesus? duh
Rock and Roll McDonalds songs are being played at Mcdonalds? i dont go to mcdonalds **** whol makes you fat as a house
that was the dumbest thing ive ever done....
STUPIDO!
2007-08-15 09:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is Hitler's favorite color?
-y dont u ask him
Why the sky is blue or pink?
-both
Why is my underwear is dirty?
-because u touch yourself
What is two plus two?
-4
Guess what are the colors of my eyes are?
-brown cus they're full of sh1t
Guess what color is my underwear please?
-read the answer above
Why are mexicans are addicited to coke a cola(coke)?
-cus they love tacos
What is borat's e-mail?
-he dont have one, if he does u'll know
What is the color of Borat's underwear?
-u tell me
Where is Greek?
-near Greek
Are you a Macoroni?
-depends
Who loves Italy?
-no-one unless they said so
Why people hate france?
-because they are french
Why people do drugs?
-because u masturbate
Am I Pregant?
-yes
What is the color of my pantys?
-dunno havent looked... yet
What is the color of my bra?
-um... purple?
What is the color of Borat's bra?
-yes
Does Borat wears tampons?
-2
What is infanity plus an infanity subtract underwear divided by Playboy bunnies?
-ur mom
Who knows how to say "Fudge" in Pig Latin?
-not me
What does "merci Borat per the underwear" means in English?
-u slept with your mom while she's doing it with another man other than ur father
Where is Caicos Turkey?
-in my sandwitch
Who is Anti-Jewish Italianist?
-Anti-jewish Italianist
Who Worship God and Jesus?
-people
Rock and Roll McDonalds songs are being played at Mcdonalds?
-duck sauce
2007-08-15 00:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by taimaishu4 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No. Not funny. Not in the least bit funny. Although...the fact you thought you had a chance of this being funny, is sort of funny, but not quite.
2007-08-15 01:01:47 · answer #4 · answered by fern45 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It stinks waste of time. No hahaha here
2007-08-15 00:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Becca 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here's a question for you:
What you smokin'?
2007-08-15 01:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by Kaysha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are these supposed to be funny?
2007-08-15 00:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats like relly not funny.
2007-08-15 00:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Randomly choose yes or no, starting with "I really don't care!"
2007-08-15 00:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Umm...let me think most of it is CORNY and you need some spelling lessons
2007-08-15 00:38:20 · answer #10 · answered by Jzayla J 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋