ok, this is my question... it really is a question directed at mc hammer. so here it goes, Mr. Hammer:
why can't i touch "this"?
well what are you too good for direct human contact or what? or is it that possibly your an alien!! yes i said it, your bald head ain't fooling anyone. so i conclude saying, why can't i touch "this"?
2007-08-14 16:20:17 · 30 answers · asked by RiCARD0 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
umm by the way people, if you hadn't noticed... this is intented to be a joke that people would be amused by. So if you don't have any FUNNY responses to this don't answer it at all.
2007-08-14 16:31:59 · update #1
this is mc hammer. you cant touc this because it was not intended for man to touch!
2007-08-14 16:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you're crazy for being the only person alive still thinking about mc hamemr. why would you want to touch that??
2007-08-14 23:24:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can't touch 'it' because to many people have touched 'it'. I know it's sad though, cause you want to touch 'it'
2007-08-14 23:54:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is actually a message to the cops that they "can't touch this"
2007-08-22 07:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by A.k.A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't touch this because it may fall off.
2007-08-22 16:54:54 · answer #5 · answered by Here Kitty Kitty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it really wasn't there, that's way he was walking around in those dress-wrapped-around-me pants, jumping around like a chicken that just had his head whacked off.
2007-08-21 08:48:45 · answer #6 · answered by Vinnie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't touch it because he's banged so many hoodrats that it burns!
2007-08-14 23:47:35 · answer #7 · answered by QT 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't actually want to touch it.
2007-08-22 18:32:36 · answer #8 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't reach his success level...can't touch this! Ironic how his career tanked.
2007-08-22 22:44:58 · answer #9 · answered by hippiechickmary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause you would be feeling for a very long time trying to find 'this' in those pants...
2007-08-22 13:18:59 · answer #10 · answered by intimadatein 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋