I always believe I'll live forever. No-one's proved me wrong yet, and it's working so far.
And if I find out I'm wrong, I won't know about it.
2007-08-14 14:59:48 · 19 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi there Lewis R, Great philosophy, but you know deep down it is futile...lol! My philosophy is:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
2007-08-14 18:24:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Talking of philosophy, I went to a local philosophy society and there was a notice outside which said "Do not even think about parking here, but feel free to just contemplate it".
2007-08-14 15:21:05 · answer #2 · answered by Zheia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it
people tell me i live to dangerously but the way i see it i will being having fun until something goes wrong but i wont know it then you have the people that never try anything so they can live longer
what would you rather people say about you death
A) so and so died in a sky diving accident
B) so and so died eating on a couch
2007-08-14 15:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by Big D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boy, you sound like my Ex.
never watched Highlander? immortality is not that funny at all. after some centuries, you can really get fed up with the never-ending search for new friends...
2007-08-14 22:50:22 · answer #4 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do believe so too. but what's the use of believing when reality is a bytch?
doctor: i have some good news and bad news
patient: whats the good news
doc: you have 24 hours to live
patient: what the hell? then what could possibly be the bad news?
doc: i've been trying to reach you since yesterday
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doc: I'm sorry to tell you that your time is almost up
patient: that's grave news. Please, tell me how much longer i can live
doc: ten...
patient: ten what? ten months? ten weeks? please don't tell me i only have ten days!
doc: nine...
2007-08-14 15:09:39 · answer #5 · answered by caroline 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i will want as long as i live
if i live as long as i want
if you live as long as me
you will think you have lived forever and a day
2007-08-14 22:16:51 · answer #6 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny.. it was kind of those jokes when ure positive about something then u suddenly just drop... lolz
2007-08-14 15:07:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spend it now, because you can't take it with you.
That's what I say!
2007-08-14 15:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by Vivi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
live for ever or die trying! you cant go wrong =P
2007-08-14 15:08:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow ohk ohk i lov it really just kidding
2007-08-14 19:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋