A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church
and says to the Secretary, "I would like to join this damn
church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I
must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" I'm very
sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this Church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's
study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that
the secretary does not have to listen to that foul
language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old
geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200
million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn
church to get rid of some of this damn money. "
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this b*tch giving you a
hard time?"
2007-08-14 13:43:11 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good that must be 1 of ur best pmsl 10/10
2007-08-14 23:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were great! I heard a really funny one, there is nothing wrong with the sign, it said what it was supposed to, just it all depends upon your translation of it. I think the priest was on drugs when he told the sign person to put this up. The best way into heaven is on your knees. LOL here's a star so other people can read them, they are great!
2016-05-17 23:57:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-08-14 20:29:47 · answer #3 · answered by Steelers 6 Penguins 3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Chris, Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love this. Like they say, Money Talks!!! This one is great I enjoy it totally.
Lol Lol
A Friend.poppy1
2007-08-14 19:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One Keep them coming STAR
2007-08-14 19:48:48 · answer #5 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
Good joke, well told.
You painted the picture, then delivered the line!
That's the way to do it!
10/10 & a star - best I can do, would like to hear more, but you may have set yourself a bit of a target here.
(love your profile dets)
2007-08-14 14:14:23 · answer #6 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
brilliant. 10/10 and a star!
2007-08-14 19:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant as usual. You are a comedy star in our midst!!!
2007-08-14 21:44:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-08-14 17:06:57 · answer #9 · answered by Katarina S. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-14 14:11:47 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋