Your sitting on the couch watching T.V when out of the corner of your eye, you see something scurrying across the floor. You quickly realize it is your abusive ex, only he is bug-sized! What would you do and say?
2007-08-14 13:28:29 · 15 answers · asked by Amanda 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
I may just squish him ... after, of course, wondering to myself why he is bug-sized and how he happened to get that way.
2007-08-14 13:37:05 · answer #1 · answered by VAWeddingSpecialist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. Haven't you asked this before? Several times?
This desire that you have to kill your ex is not good for you. I suggest that you seek counseling. You seem to have a lot of unresolved hostility toward your ex. Counseling will help you move on . . . move past your hostilities and memories of your ex and get on with a new happier future. I would hate to see you spend life in prison for your ex's murder. Please move away from the computer, pick up your phone, and make a counseling appointment immediately. Good luck to you. (o:
2007-08-15 07:19:23 · answer #2 · answered by Suz123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he had been physically abusive I would capture him, put him in an appropriate sized cage and each day I would torture him a little so he would know what it felt like to be abused.
2007-08-14 20:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'd send my two cats after him for a wild kitty romp.
2007-08-14 21:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
slowly rip off each on of his legs then start to fry him in a pan ...but not long enough to kill him....torture him for a few days and then kill him
2007-08-14 22:04:28 · answer #5 · answered by A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would jump up, make a Karate war sound, and smash him to smithereens.
2007-08-14 20:44:32 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. HeartBeat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DIE SCUMBAG! and promptly squirt an entire can of Raid on the SOB!
2007-08-14 20:36:04 · answer #7 · answered by shire_maid 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would squish him and then flush him down the toilet, and continue my evening.
2007-08-14 20:57:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would kill it!! i seen this question on here a few times.
2007-08-14 20:38:51 · answer #9 · answered by davidslilprincess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this question was asked before by a "troll", but i'll answer.
torture him, then kill him.
2007-08-14 20:36:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋