A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie Susie dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.
2007-08-14 13:27:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Continuation: The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
2007-08-14 13:27:51 · update #1
Be honest people. If you don't like the joke it's OK.
2007-08-14 13:35:53 · update #2
took me a while to get it but then i understood that the boy's real father was the milkman and the wife had lied lol i thought it was pretty funny
2007-08-14 13:49:37 · answer #1 · answered by ssssssaaaaaaaaaagcnxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-14 20:43:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before,but it's still really good!
2007-08-14 21:45:26 · answer #3 · answered by crazy_frog462 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL-so the "milkman" is his dad?
2007-08-14 20:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but too long
2007-08-14 20:42:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny joke
2007-08-14 20:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by Matthew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
2007-08-14 20:43:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it either
2007-08-14 21:45:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old one but good.
2007-08-14 21:17:42 · answer #9 · answered by Zarzoorner 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA LMFAO!!!
That was funny.
2007-08-14 20:34:44 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Evee♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋