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ask for it from Santa. They are tight

2007-08-14 12:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by Funkanimus 3 · 4 1

I know Jesus. I plan to go to his house tomorrow to pick up some tamales his wife made. He'll be happy to sign your bible.
How about, "Much Love from Jesus Miguel Manuel Gonzales!". Sound good?

2007-08-14 19:54:43 · answer #2 · answered by dawnwalker21 2 · 2 1

His fingerprints are all over it already and when you meet Him, tell Him I sent you. Call: Jeremiah 33: 3

2007-08-14 20:14:58 · answer #3 · answered by gg28 4 · 0 0

Signatures come in many ways. They come in written form, verbal form, lifestyles, works that people have done, etc. Jesus' signature was all that you have learned about Him in the Bible. Actually, its God's signature that you have received in the person of Jesus Christ. He is God's signature.

2007-08-14 19:54:02 · answer #4 · answered by C.Thomas.H. 3 · 0 2

Tell Jesus you love Him and really mean it.
Hold on to that Bible til you see Him.
He will gladly sign it for you if He thinks it will be what you need.
Hey, I'd like mine signed too!!! LOL!

2007-08-14 19:51:40 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0 3

ha ha! i run across your questions a lot. grand! simply grand!
maybe i should not get such a kick out of them, but i truly do.
thanks for the laugh.
star for you!!!

2007-08-14 19:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by Rebekah 2 · 2 0

You have to wait until He returns and your face is not pink, but red with embarrassment.

2007-08-14 20:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0 1

Good luck with that one.

2007-08-14 20:52:49 · answer #8 · answered by cynical 6 · 0 0

Hmm. Wonder what that would go for on E-Bay?

2007-08-14 19:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Ward 3 · 2 0

Well good luck with that. He couldn't even write anything down when he was alive.

2007-08-14 19:49:37 · answer #10 · answered by Meow 5 · 5 2

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