One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
2007-08-14 12:40:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
god that really is a
the funniest joke ive heard for months and guess what a star for u
2007-08-14 23:13:23 · answer #1 · answered by kissypuppys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10.
2007-08-14 16:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely worth a star
2007-08-14 20:15:26 · answer #3 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hate to say it but that joke has been on here more times than I've had hot dinners. It's amusing the first time though.
2016-05-17 23:40:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha a ha Star for you x
2007-08-14 19:20:10 · answer #5 · answered by June S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
It really needed 5 *.
Here is a star.
2007-08-14 13:19:50 · answer #6 · answered by aWellWisher 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha really funny you get a star
2007-08-14 13:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by Kaydi Em 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, he only comes once a year.
2007-08-14 12:52:38 · answer #8 · answered by Harriet 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-08-14 13:19:47 · answer #9 · answered by jc_911_07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one so 10/10.!!!
Still smiling here - cheers.!!!
2007-08-14 18:47:51 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋