A man was on his way home with a new car, which was absorbing all his attention, when it struck him that he had forgotten something. Twice he stopped, counted his parcels, searched his pockets, but finally decided he had everything with him. Yet the feeling persisted.
When he reached home his daughter ran out, stopped short, and cried, "Daddy, where's Mommy?"
2007-08-14 12:14:42 · 20 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Like it! I was recently driving behind a motorcylclist who had this legend written on the back of his jacket,
"If you can read this, I've lost my Wife!"
2007-08-15 00:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by bumbleboi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are two old men named bob and jasper who every year went to the carnival every year for 53 years and Bob always wanted to go on the airplane for $50 dollars. this year Bob insisted that they go on the plane. "$50 dollars is $50 dollars".
but he gives in and they go up to the pilot. again Jasper reminds Bob "$50 dollars is $50 dollars:" Then the pilot replied "I promise that if you dont make any sound during the flight I will give it to you for free." They agree and after the plane does corkscrews and all sorts of loops they go back onto the ground. "Since you didnt make any noise on the ride you don't have to give me $50 dollars." Jasper just smirked. "Hey what happened to Bob?" he asked Jasper.
"didnt wanna tell you that he fell out. $50 dollars is $50 dollars".
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There was once a man that taught his parrot a trick. Whenever he lit a cigerette lighter and put it under the parrets left foot he taught it how to sing "jingle bells" but whenever it was put under his right foot he sang "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. The parrots owner got old so he sold it to a sixteen year old. the sixteen year old tried the trick he put the match just under the parrots left foot and he began to sing jingle bells he tried the left foot and he started singing rudolph the red nosed reindeer. By this time the sixxteen year old experimented by putting the match in between the parrots legs. And the parrot began singing "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..."
2007-08-14 12:44:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Home
2016-05-17 23:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know i drove home once like that
all the way thinking
i am sure i have missed or forgot something
what have i forgotten lost
what the bloody hells wrong what have i missed
got home kids come running out shouting
DAD WHERES THE CARAVAN
2007-08-14 21:52:08 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahha, lucky man lol. Keep them coming honey.
2007-08-14 14:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha made me giggle. Daddy is going to be in big trouble when he sees mommy!!!
:-)))
2007-08-14 22:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-14 12:36:30 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever man!
2007-08-14 17:22:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one girl
2007-08-14 13:37:52 · answer #9 · answered by fayem7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i swapped her for the tank of fuel, there's me thinking i was deaf.
2007-08-14 12:40:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋