Mrs Smith had just been in the shower and was drying off as her husband was getting in. The doorbell rang so Mrs Smith put on her bathrobe and ran down stairs to open the door. When she opened it there stood Mr Smiths best friend. She invited him in and explained that Mr Smith was in the shower. He said okay and they was chatting in the front room. Mr Smith's best friend said " You have an amazing figure and a beautiful body i will give you £500 to drop your bath robe" Mrs Smith thought about it and agreed. She dropped the bath robe and Mr Smith's best friend admired her body and handed over the £500 and left. Mrs Smith put back on her bathrobe and went upstairs. "who was that?" her husband called out from the shower. "Just Rob, your best friend." "Good" Mr Smith Said "Did he bring my £500?"
2007-08-14
12:09:11
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