You're always talking about it. I wondered.
2007-08-14 12:01:31 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why would I prove that? I love the FSM.
Don't question his authority or you will pay mightily.
Ramen.
2007-08-14 12:04:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Yet another thing the secretive White House is trying hush-up.
Fear not, Pelosi and Read will be calling for investigations about the FSM soon, and all will be revealed. I'm sure all Democrats are avidly awaiting to find out how much Karl Rove knew about the FSM, and when did he know it....
2007-08-14 19:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I heard a rumor that the Flying Spaghetti Monster hides behind Russel's Teapot.
2007-08-14 19:09:53 · answer #3 · answered by qxzqxzqxz 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There used to be one, but the Great Twirling Fork turned it into a giant bite for the Holy Pasta Eater.
2007-08-14 19:08:40 · answer #4 · answered by mommanuke 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thus the joke is on you...
Atheists use "The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" as a joke... an attempt to show people how ridiculous religion can be.
2007-08-14 19:10:22 · answer #5 · answered by Jay T 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Like many other Religious and InvisibleSkyPixie believing systems all it takes is Faith; proof is irrelevant and not even needed - in fact asking for proof is frowned upon and you will be judged according to the 'ye of little faith' thingy.
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I can utter the words "Pasta la vista, baby" with a straight FAITH. :)
2007-08-14 19:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's no evidence that he doesn't exist. You have to have FAITH! The FSM loves you!
People who talk about any other god for which you need FAITH don't realize that their religions don't involve PASTA that was RESURECTED!
What more proof do you need that he is the true GOD.
rAmen
2007-08-14 19:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by Patty 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The people who believe in the FSM are deeply shocked by your bold statement. You hurt them in their deepest religious feelings and beliefs. I know that, deep in their heart, some FSM believers are in reality atheists. But do you think that all who speak in the name of Jesus are real christians?
Have a nice day.
2007-08-14 19:11:53 · answer #8 · answered by kwistenbiebel 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Not my job to prove that which you claim exists. Thats your job.
And, if you had any sense about you, you'd realize that the FSM is an allegory for all gods.
2007-08-14 19:06:00 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
The Invisible Pink Unicorn appeared to me in a dream and assured me there is no FSM. Praise her blessed horn!
2007-08-14 19:05:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋