Friends, one an Optimist and the other a Pessimist could never quite agree on any topic of discussion. One day the Optimist decided he had found a good way to pull his Pessimistic friend out of his way of continual Pessimistic way of thinking.
The Optimist owned a huntin' dog that could walk on water. His plan? Take the Pessimist and the dog out duck hunting in a boat.
They got out into the middle of the lake, and the Optimist shot down a duck. The dog immediately walked out across the water, retrieved the duck, and walked back to the boat.
The Optimist looked at his Pessimistic friend and said, "What do you think about that?"
The Pessimist replied, "That dog can't swim, can he?
2007-08-14 11:43:52 · 8 answers · asked by sph 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao. funny
its also funny cuz im a duck hunter and somewhat a pessimist. lol lol lol. very funny joke. did u think this 1 up urself or did u get it from a site?
e mail me with website if u didnt think it up urself
2007-08-14 11:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by the know it all 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-14 20:15:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2007-08-14 19:18:27 · answer #3 · answered by yo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got my star for that one....
2007-08-14 19:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA nice.
2007-08-14 19:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by plasmajosh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-14 18:48:23 · answer #6 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. You're not very funny.
2007-08-14 19:02:02 · answer #7 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
LOL
2007-08-14 19:14:57 · answer #8 · answered by Steph! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋