Poor old Bob! Star if you think it's funny?

Question

Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League,honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and starts to rub herself all over him and says,"Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries
desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real ***** this time."

***** is supposed to be *********

Answer 1

lol

Answer 2

laughin my fricking *** OFF!!!!! lmao that is hilarous!
just the kinda job iwas lookign 4
heres 1 for u
2 blondes go to rob a bank.
blonde #1 runs into the bank and is gone for an hour

blonde#2 is sitting in the car wondering"wat the hell is taking so long"

blonde#1 comes running bak to the car with a naked bank.
they pile into the car
blonde #2 says
'u idiot iv told u over and over ur supposed to blow the safe and tie up the gaurd!'
lol

Answer 3

laughin my fricking *** OFF!!!!! lmao it is hilarous! merely the kinda activity iwas lookign 4 heres a million for u 2 blondes pass to rob a financial business enterprise. blonde #a million runs into the financial business enterprise and is long previous for an hour blonde#2 is sitting interior the motor vehicle questioning"wat the hell is taking see you later" blonde#a million comes working bak to the motor vehicle with a bare financial business enterprise. they pile into the motor vehicle blonde #2 says 'u fool iv informed u persistently ur meant to blow the risk-free and tie up the gaurd!' lol

Answer 4

lol

Answer 5

OLD

Answer 6

hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!