When the End of the World Arrives, How Will the Media Report It?
USA Today: WE'RE DEAD
The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
Readers Digest: 'BYE
Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
2007-08-14 11:24:05 · 41 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ummm
the media WONT beable to report it, we'll ALL be dead...................................
2007-08-14 21:03:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My-my-my! Aren't you just full of
surprises?
This was better than any material
I've read or heard in quite some time.
And the originality is extremely exceptional. You are definitely equipped with a multifaceted,
omnidirectional talent from beyond this world. I'm still cracking up.
You have a career as a writer...your mind is completely astonishing.
2007-08-14 12:09:07 · answer #2 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the planet is supposedly going into global warming meltdown,which we are unable to control. But a man invented set of mumbo jumbo numbers is going to predict the end of the world.? Is this Lunacy widespread,or peculiar to he USA? Any way what's wrong with 10th Nov,.this year,for the end? 10-11-12 ?,or 21-11-12 ? Balder-as they say-dash ! Arbitrary figures,pulled out of thin air,to suit,in our case Julius Caesar.
2016-04-01 11:57:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though people laugh at the joke but when that day comes it will not be a laughing matter. God does tells us in the bibile to be ready because no one knows the day nor the hour he returns. There may be a headline that reads GOD IS HERE!!!! IS IT TO LATE FOR ME TO GET SAVED? The answer to that question will be yes. That is why the time is now to get right with the Lord so that the question I put as a possible headline will not come out the mouths of the unsaved.
2007-08-14 11:36:39 · answer #4 · answered by Flyingprincez 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Lol! I wish the list was longer!
I loved: Discover Magazine's, America Online's, and Microsoft's.
2007-08-14 11:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer from Simpsons: Douh!
Nelson from Simpsons: Haha!
Tyson: everyone loses their ears!
Bill Gates: I win, game over!
Pornstars: we're more screwed than ever!
Terrorists : yes, everyone loses!
Aliens: forget those underground robots,
save the electricity!
2007-08-14 11:34:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
your definitely on a roll
now i have a problem with my zip
but as you know there is nothing in my zip
it seems all zips have the same problem no brains
so now i know why women say that men have their brains in their balls
they are always behind zips
2007-08-14 11:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right for the media!
2007-08-14 17:28:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one
Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
made me laugh the most!!
You're on form tonight, another * for you!!
2007-08-14 11:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol I love that I started laughing from the begining!
2007-08-14 11:28:00 · answer #10 · answered by Forksided 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jimmy Carter will become the Antichrist aka Dajjal (8th King in Rev. 17) and he will serve another term in office after the death of Obama (7th king).
The angel Gabriel told me in Aug. 1973 when i was in Phillipsbrug, Montana that Jimmy Carter will become the Anti-Christ, and that he is going to change his name, and divorce his wife!
Obama is going to die first and then the Anti-Christ aka Dajjal who was one of the previous 7 Presidents will take his place!
Rev. 17:10 And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, [and] the other is not yet come; and when he cometh, he must continue a short space.
All 7 kings were all alive until the death of Ronald Reagan June 5, 2004 when George W. Bush was in office ;
1. Gerald Ford
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Ronald Reagan
4. George H. W. Bush
5. Bill Clinton
6. George W. Bush.... is spoken of in the present tense (and one is) because until Reagan died (June 5, 2004) all 7 were alive!
7. Barack Obama.......and one is yet to come! He will die a few days after he raises taxes!
Obama is also in Dan. 11:20
Then shall stand up in his estate a raiser of taxes [in] the glory of the kingdom: but within few days he shall be destroyed, neither in anger, nor in battle.
Rev. 17:11 And the beast that was, and is not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into perdition.
2014-08-23 10:19:09 · answer #11 · answered by Jim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋