Blood Test Boy!!!!?

Question

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test !

Answer 1

HAHA....here's one for you



A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave
each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come
up with the rest.

*As you shall make your bed so shall you......mess it up

*Better be safe than............................. a 5th grader

*Strike while the ............................bu... is close

*It's always darkest before...................dayli... savings time

*You can lead a horse to water but............how?

*Don't bite the hand that.....................looks dirty

*A miss is as good as a.......................Mr.

*You can't teach an old dog new...............math

*If you lie down with the dogs, you'll........stink in the morning

*The pen is mightier than the.................pigs

*An idle mind is............................... best way to relax

*Where there's smoke, there's.................pollut...

*Happy the bride who..........................g... all the presents

Additional Details

*A penny saved is............................... much

*Two's company, three's.......................... musketeers

*Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry
and.............................. have to blow your nose

*Children should be seen and not..............spanked or grounded

*When the blind leadeth the blind.............get out of the way

CHeeRioS

Answer 2

OMG, that is super funny! What happens if a girl comes for a urine test though?

Answer 3

hahahahahahhahahahaha!

here have a star

Answer 4

HAHA pretty funny!

Answer 5

nice one star!

Answer 6

omg lol... nice