A gay man walks into a country bar and says, "I just want everyone to know that I'm gay, but I won't hit on anyone. I just like country music."
The bartender says that it's okay and the man stays.
The next day the gay man comes back with another guy and says, "This is my brother. I just want everyone to know that we're gay, but we won't hit on anyone. We just like country music."
The bartender again says that is okay and the men stay.
Again, the next day the man comes back, but this time he is with even more men and says, "These are my cousins and my brother. I just want everyone to know that we're gay, but we won't hit on anyone. We just like country music."
The bartender finally gets curious and asks, "Hey, doesn't ANYONE in your family like girls?"
The gay man replies, "Yeah, but she doesn't like country music."
2007-08-14 10:16:52 · 21 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another great joke thanks
2007-08-14 10:33:21 · answer #1 · answered by itsa o 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What happens if you play a country and western record backwards?
You get re-employed,
your wife comes back to you
and your dog comes back to life!
2007-08-14 10:31:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes well I'll just go and get my stetson....
I'm in a gay mood!
Owe you the bet of $1, got two cards!
2007-08-14 10:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A boy named Sue?
2007-08-14 11:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A funny joke and a star from me!
2007-08-14 10:35:29 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't like country music
did like your joke
2007-08-14 10:25:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious!
have another star calamity jane!
2007-08-14 10:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by CAR0LINE! :] 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha......aww....too bad their family is gonna disappear....no babies for them lmao. funny joke though, u get another star from me
2007-08-14 11:07:50 · answer #8 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
good one jane
2007-08-14 23:04:52 · answer #9 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a minute but ha ha!
2007-08-14 10:26:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Fppppppttttt!* God, I sprayed milk on the keyboard.
2007-08-14 11:44:39 · answer #11 · answered by Forksided 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋