Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly: "My blonde wife sure is stupid... she bought an air conditioner!"
2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My blonde wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"
1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly : "That ain't nuthin'! My redhead wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there."
1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?"
3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!!!"
2007-08-14 10:15:30 · 26 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol these are so funny and you know I a redneck
2007-08-14 13:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by fayem7 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...heard that but funny....here's one for you
Did you hear about the two explorers, Bob and John who were going through the jungle when a ferocious lion jumped out in front of them?
Bob whispered to John to keep calm. Bob asked John if he remembered what they had read in the book on wild animals. “If you stand absolutely still and look the lion straight in the eye, he will turn tails and run away,” said Bob. John said, “Fine. You’ve read the book, I’ve read the book, but has the lion read the book?”
CHeeRioS
2007-08-14 10:23:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
But she has got a smarter man hidden around here somewhere.
2007-08-14 23:10:20 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but slightly off-color.
2016-03-29 02:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 of the funniest jokes ever star for u if i can find how to
2016-05-17 22:47:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the joke and a star from me!
2007-08-14 10:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was funny....glad to see you're gettin back to your old self.....star for you lol...dont listen to what the other people say....you're funny and if you cant be funny in jokes and riddles then where can you? ignore the haters....they're just mad because they couldnt think of funny jokes lol
2007-08-14 11:05:40 · answer #7 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Halfly good. Not nearly the best I have heard.
2007-08-14 10:23:20 · answer #8 · answered by Dj KluP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-08-14 10:24:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
mildly amusing
have a star
2007-08-14 10:21:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
keep em comming girl, your getting back to form
2007-08-14 11:44:40 · answer #11 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋