A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there.
After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be in there somewhere and that he would look for it.
The following week after service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read,
"And Mary rode Joseph's a55 all the way to Bethlehem."
2007-08-14 10:11:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LMAO!!!
Knew you'd do it!!
Respect!!
2007-08-14 11:23:17 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
slightly off subject remember yet no longer fairly. slightly ambitious to declare each little thing old or new is reported interior the Bible. i do no longer think of i've got are available in the time of something approximately pop brownies or microwaves yet perhaps I neglected it someplace in Leviticus with each and all the guidelines. a number of those rules pertain to bathe and unclean circumstances for persons and it mentions the time of a woman's cycle as an unclean time and for adult men to stay away. while my spouse is pms'ing I do the biblical element and stay AWAY!
2016-10-15 08:21:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And it came to pass on the twenty-eighth day that the Lord sent his angel to smite the unworthy. All those who had neglected to wash the dishes or decided that Eastenders was not the best thing on the TV were dragged into the dark pit of misery and lashed with barbed tongues. Lo the unbelievers were consumed by the awesome power of sulkandshriek, the dark seraphim of the pit.
2007-08-14 10:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by rob w 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Leviticus 15:25 And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean.
Leviticus 20:18 And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.
2007-08-14 10:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by readthekjv1611@sbcglobal.net 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO I must be having the most ASSININE DeJa Vu'. I was assalutely sure I assewered this
2007-08-14 16:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2007-08-14 10:17:45 · answer #6 · answered by RB 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heh heh heh. well, there was the woman with the issue of blood. but that was probably a VD
2007-08-14 10:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao I like that a lot
2007-08-14 10:28:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my my, what r u playing at?
this made me laugh
2007-08-15 02:31:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋