I really think we need God at McDonald's, but how would one go about making this dream come true?!
2007-08-14 09:59:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
start handing out bible coloring books to kids who get happy meals. or give them a free toy when they say blessings. have ronald mcdonald preach about the dangers of hell to people who walk in. and then you can start giving discounts to those who support the president.
sound pretty good?
2007-08-14 10:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well,all the agnostics are over at Starbucks guzzling high-octane caffeine. Why not ask them how you go about establishing a solid theological foundation for a fast-food chain?
2007-08-14 10:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by Jurgen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, we replace Ronald McDonald with Jesus (maybe keep the wig to entertain the kids), then instead of giving the managers 'first aid' training give them 'miracle performance' training.
2007-08-14 10:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by Devolution 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the McDonald's restaurant (note: not the mcDonald's foundation that helps kids) EVER has ANYTHING to do with God...I will become AN ATHEIST that same day...
2007-08-14 10:04:41 · answer #4 · answered by juanes addicion 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Wasn't the McDLT like heaven and hell?
Keep the hot side hot and the cold side cold.
2007-08-14 10:16:53 · answer #5 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How and why would you try to equate a restaurant with Christianity? The two things have nothing to do with one another. What would be the point in this futile exercise anyways?
2007-08-14 10:14:18 · answer #6 · answered by sharky 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Serve only bananas, peanut butter, and crocoduck burgers.
(Oh...and wine.)
2007-08-14 10:17:48 · answer #7 · answered by Jess H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.... that's pretty d@mn funny!!!!!! It totally makes sense though. I mean the church already feeds everyone a bunch of crap, so why not extend that to the food their followers eat too!!!
2007-08-14 10:06:18 · answer #8 · answered by I, Sapient 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Side of holy wafers and a sh-sh-sh-shake.
2007-08-14 10:07:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have burgers shaped like a cross.
2007-08-14 10:04:36 · answer #10 · answered by cheir 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋