You May Also Be A Redneck If....?

Question

- You have a bumper sticker that says, "MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."
- You take a six-pack cooler to church.
- Your family tree has no forks.
- You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
- You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
- You use a weedeater in your living room.
- You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison

without offending I´m not a Racist

Answer 1

Haha! These are really funny. tahnks for the laugh and here's a star!

Answer 2

here are a few more

You might be a redneck if your second ID is your belt buckle
Your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade
people knock on your door everyday mistakenly thinking your having a yard sale
You mow your lawn and find a car.
you have ever financed a tattoo
you have been married 3 times and have the same in-laws
you actually use the redneck dictionary for homework
you work without a shirt on... and so does your husband
your earrings double as fishing lures
you have ever been too drunk to fish
you have had to climb to the top of the water tower to defend your sister's honor
your toothbrush literally means "Tooth" brush
you consider a case of beer and a bug zapper a source of entertainment

Answer 3

Too funny!
Sounds like the voice of experience to me!

"You can't make THIS STUFF up!"

;-D

Answer 4

Those are pretty funny! I got to give you props!

Answer 5

This is hilarious. WOW... I've never heard these one;s before... haha

Answer 6

Lol these are funny.

Answer 7

lol