A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there.
After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be in there somewhere and that he would look for it.
The following week after service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read,
"And Mary rode Joseph's a55 all the way to Bethlehem."
2007-08-14 09:19:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO From one @ss to another @ss that can be pretty good ride
2007-08-14 11:18:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO again!!
I dare you to tell that in the R & S section!! That'll put the cat amongst the pigeons!!
2007-08-14 09:31:47 · answer #2 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mmm imagine the tampax advert in biblical times
2007-08-14 09:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
check this in Bible: Ezekiel 23.. this is awesome
2007-08-14 12:44:39 · answer #4 · answered by yo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol !!! veri funny
veri cleva
2007-08-14 09:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by Cinds 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rude & blasphemous
what next?
sexist?
racist?
how do you people get away with this?
keep it up
v funny
tricky likes
2007-08-14 09:54:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol does it really say that in the bible?
2007-08-14 09:49:19 · answer #7 · answered by Heather 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha
2007-08-14 09:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!! Have a *
That was absolutely hilarious!
2007-08-14 09:25:54 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA FUNNY!!
2007-08-14 09:25:40 · answer #10 · answered by mlsaj84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋