I don't mean one of those one sided conversations where you do all the talking and Jesus sit quietly listening. I mean proper
Hello Jesus,
Hello Bob , see the football last night?
Yes Jesus I did.
Well that last minute goal from 50 yards out.
Yes Jesus
That was me that was. Done something similar for Geoff Hurst years ago.
Wow Jesus isn't that against the laws on match fixing?
Nah, act of God innit!
2007-08-14 08:53:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Me: Jesus, that roof is gonna need a lot of work.
Jesus: I've got a crew available Tuesday next week.
Me: good, I'll leave the garage unlocked and you guys can help yourself to some beers. Oh, and by the way, I want to see some green cards before you guys go to work.
Jesus: no problema man. Hey Mohammed, Shiva, Budda, we're in.
2007-08-14 17:24:22 · answer #1 · answered by Ubi Caritas 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't like football. Well, he might, but I don't let him come around during football season anymore. Three years ago, he got SO drunk, that he puked in the salsa. THEN he started yelling at the TV football (American) is shite, and how football (English) is a real sport. I had to call god and have him come pick him up. It wasn't a pretty site...
2007-08-14 16:11:10 · answer #2 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure.
Me: Hey, Jesus, como esta?
Jesus: Estoy bien, gracias. Y tu?
Me: Muy bien, Habras pasada malos ratos tratando de aprender, pero no me quedo mas remedios que aprender pronto.
Jesus: Si, es verdad. Pues, vaya con Dios, mi amigo.
Me: Y tu tambien. Hasta la vista.
2007-08-14 16:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No... But Brian told me to pull the pin on the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch once.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FjeJi07O7uQ
2007-08-14 16:23:42 · answer #4 · answered by Ultrastooge™ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um.. my Aramaic is not very good. So it's more like a mimicking thing between us. And he doesn't really try too hard. I attempt to ask him something and he just points at the Bible. SO much for my Messiah.
2007-08-14 17:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by Way Out There 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think there are any people on Y!A that are 2000 years old.
2007-08-14 15:57:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now wait a cotton pickin minute.
Now that game back in 1966..........
2007-08-14 16:20:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, usually I just listen.
2007-08-14 16:05:28 · answer #8 · answered by righteousjohnson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure have...He plays on Diz zay. Seriously..his name is Mental-Jesus....we love him.
2007-08-14 16:22:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have. Try it, you might like it also.
2007-08-14 16:16:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋