Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t..."
Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
2007-08-14 08:15:27 · 31 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say, "Nice dick."
How do you know you're leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Are birth control pills deductible?
Only if they don't work.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
2007-08-14 08:15:47 · update #1
liked the jokes. especially about the bingo. Ever been at a bingo hall where the person next to you only needs one number to win, they call two or three more numbers and someone else yells "BINGO"...that's when you hear it...lol
2007-08-14 08:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by percsdisco 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t..."
lmao
2007-08-14 15:19:08 · answer #2 · answered by Random Black Woman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the most dangerous animal in the world ? a monkey with a kalashnikov....
Why is it that I keep winginging the wong number when I`m in hong kong ?
2007-08-14 15:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one about the boobs reminds me of a conversation I just had with my wife, sorry I can't give more detail, but I'm still laughing even as I type this.
2007-08-14 17:50:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao. Those are kinda mean, but I do have to admit the second one made me laugh.
2007-08-14 15:20:16 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A-mazing
Will share, keep them coming
* 4 u
2007-08-14 15:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by sara76c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so bad...lol...love the Italian joke though. They do talk with their hands a lot.
2007-08-14 15:18:18 · answer #7 · answered by Dusk 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha I loved the "ask your mom" one! Omg so funny!
2007-08-14 15:23:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh holy crap. I damn near choked on my lunch reading that. Funny stuff.
2007-08-14 15:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you forgot to offend african americans, germans, french, russians, and japanesse
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN INSULTER! You didn't offend everyone
2007-08-14 15:21:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋