Is it possible for a question about homosexuality to be asked on R&S without ...?

Question

Receiving at least ONE response that includes the famous "Adam and Steve" defense?

And is an answer more valid simply because it rhymes?

Answer 1

All things are more valid when they rhyme. What they don't tell you in the Bible is that in Revelations, Jesus defeats Satan in a Rap Battle.

Jesus' mad skylz that killz, FTW

Answer 2

I dont have the time to bust out a long rhyme,
but in the very beginning, adam thought steve was fine.

along came a fundie with much hate and dispair,
who started nagging at God why adam's partner had short hair.

god tried to be patient but finally got fed up,
and made it a sin for adam to touch steve's butt.

adam became upset that his love was now sin,
so god set out to make it a win - win.

now this next part may sound a bit silly,
but god put steve to sleep and whacked off his willy!

he shortened the name until it was Eve,
and as for the short hair part, well he inserted a weave.

now this is a true story as to why homosexuality is a sin,
all because a fundie annoyed god who then made it a sin.

Answer 3

No Adam and Steve here. I understand that you have questions about homosexuality and I'm sure you don't believe its a sin. But I can only tell you what The Lord says, since you are seeking a Religious answer. So, here it goes:
Our bodies were created in God's image. Our bodies are the Temple of the Holy Spirit; who lives in us and was given to us by God. In His sacrifice, God bought us with a very high price-His precious blood, therefore, we must honor God with our bodies. All should honor God with their bodies, value their bodies, sanctify their bodies; for they belong to God and not us. Setting this aside.
-God says"Run away from sexual sin. No other sin so clearly affects the body as this one does. For sexual immorality is a sin against your own body" 1 Corinthians 6:18-20
-Sodom and Gomorrah was full of sexual immorality. (Full story Genesis 19) The Lord describes His children "as giving themselves up to it"(meaning homosexuality) Jude 1:7 "That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires...as a result, suffered within themselves the penalty they so richly deserved" Romans 1:26
Maybe The Lord should apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah.
1Corinthians 6:9-10 says there was a time when some of you were just like that, but now your sins have been washed away... you have been made right. Only if our sins are washed away and we are white as snow can we enter the kingdom of heaven. Homosexuality is a sin because that is what The Lord says. And we must love The Lord more than anything else on this earth in order to enter heaven. Would anyone be willing to leave their homosexual life behind; in order to follow Jesus?
The Lord cannot and will not change for you; you must change for Him.
God Bless

Answer 4

Rebel I do not believe the Lord shot the crying game. But adam on adam I will have to skip.

Answer 5

I doubt it. I'm a devout Christian and all I know is what I've read in the Bible but everyone should ask God about situations in their lives and not listen to what other people think. God gave us free will and even though there are the fundamentalist that try to preach differently everyone has it and should use it.

Answer 6

It appears so, to some...
And it's not confined to a single issue.
"There ain't no black in the Union Jack"
is a racist chant attempting to suggest that there is no proper place for those with dark skins in the UK

(there's no black in the flags of Nigeria, Libya, Tunisia, Morocco, Chad, Congo... but let's not spoil such a promising approach to debate over controversial issues)

Answer 7

it seems that its just the usa that has a problem with it that is because the is a fairy tale religion is runing the country by the back door

Answer 8

I bet they sit and chuckle after they post it.


sorry, it's not that creative.