The organ donation list is going to be populated completely by Y!A junkies if these questions about why "Athiests" [sic] are comming here.
Remember, don't laugh to hard, you'll pop your stiches and have to get another new liver.
2007-08-14 07:46:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is the new Christian plan for world domination : turn all non-Christians into drunks, have them bottom out, accept Jesus or die.
It's brilliant, if you think about it.
2007-08-14 07:49:26 · answer #1 · answered by Deke 5 · 12⤊ 0⤋
Since I drink Dunkin' Donuts French Vanilla coffee when toasting the ridiculous, my liver is in fine shape. I will, however, need a lens and cornea transplant in both eyes from keeping them open for days at a time.
2007-08-14 14:51:39 · answer #2 · answered by Phartzalot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I now just drink spinach and I'm hoping for some Popeye like effects so I can take on the fundamentalist movement.
2007-08-14 14:52:16 · answer #3 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheers!
My liver was shot before this place. It's just adding to the damage
2007-08-14 14:49:49 · answer #4 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm getting there skalite... it's only a matter of time before this liver gives out...
2007-08-14 14:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by Some Lady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I've got a few years left on this one. It survived college, after all.
2007-08-14 14:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i agree with deke - we really haven't been giving the fundies enough credit in the intelligence department - it's all been part of their master plan, this whole "acting uneducated" thing
2007-08-14 14:51:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not sure, but think I should have another drink...
2007-08-14 14:49:55 · answer #8 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have graduated to sniffing glue.
Thank you.
2007-08-14 14:51:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm the designated driver.
2007-08-14 14:53:19 · answer #10 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋