Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?
Pupil: The sausage!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!
Q: Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
A: He couldn't control his pupils!
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?
Pupil: Nobody I know!
STAR if funny
2007-08-14 07:38:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wat the **** have u been drinkin??? jk jk haha very funny. good job!
2007-08-14 07:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by myvampirelove23 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The funnier one would have been:
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but this is a blank piece of paper?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass and left!
2007-08-14 07:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a guy became strolling interior the woods and got here to a cottage the place the partitions have been lined with clocks. He asked the girl who owned the cottage what each and all of the clocks have been for. She responded that anyone interior the international had a clock, and each time you informed a lie your clock stepped forward a 2nd. He observed a clock that became infrequently moving and while he remarked approximately it he became informed that it became mom Terisia's. He then asked the place invoice Clinton's clock became. the girl responded "it is interior the kitchen, we are utilising it as a ceiling fan."
2016-11-12 07:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm a cricket ball!
How's that?
Oh don't you bloodywell start!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a billiard ball.
Well get to the end of the cue!
Doctor, please help me, I have an uncontrollable temper!
What exactly do you mean?
I JUST TOLD YOU, YOU CLOTH EARED GIT!
What's 30 feet long and smells of urine?
The queue in the post office on pension day.
2007-08-14 07:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by boojumuk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Took me a while to get the first one. Duh.
Worth a star for posting jokes that aren't offensive.
Well done.
2007-08-14 08:00:47 · answer #5 · answered by Maggs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great jokes! i have a good joke, it goes like this (but it has nothing to do with teachers or school or anything like that)
- As i sit in bed looking up at the stars i wonder....where the hell is my roof?
-As i lay on my couch looking up at the stars i wonder....why the hell is my couch outside?
2007-08-14 07:48:31 · answer #6 · answered by Emmy6824 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
did you hear the one about the mathematician with constipation?
he worked it out with a pencil.
2007-08-14 07:47:14 · answer #7 · answered by limabee69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get the first 1
2007-08-14 07:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good once again.
2007-08-14 08:57:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. good ones!!
i dont wanna go back to school :[
2007-08-14 07:46:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ok but i heard way bettr jokes but you did good!
2007-08-14 07:45:06 · answer #11 · answered by That Girl. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋