2007-08-14 07:35:11 · 47 answers · asked by insane_czr 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man walks into a bar
...ouch!
2007-08-14 07:40:21 · answer #1 · answered by no one 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
1) Yesterday, some kid on here posted one he made up that went something like this:
A boy was telling his father he was thinking he might want to go into the Marine Corps. His father asked him, "but aren't you concerned about the smell?"
Get it? Hint: Think about the pronunciation. (the joke had to do with the word corps).
2) How about a knock-knock joke? You start...
...Who's there?
3) Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over the balcony? Because he wouldn't finish his plate of sperm.
Ba-doom-psst?
Does a thumbs down mean these jokes aren't lame?
2007-08-14 07:42:49 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lamest joke ever.
Why was number 6 afraid from number 7, because number 7 ATE (8) 9.
Haha, that cracks me up every time.
2007-08-14 07:41:27 · answer #3 · answered by Ge1st 1 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Jock had passed away and as usual the minister was reciting his history and attributes at his funeral.
" Jock was a great family man,always helping with the dish washing and housework, a model husband and father,never late out and has not allowed a drop of whisky to pass his lips"
His widow, squirming in her seat, could stand it no more, bent down and whispered to her son, "Jimmy, go on up and look in the coffin, I think we might be at the wrong funeral"
i didn't like it...........
2007-08-14 08:09:21 · answer #4 · answered by Discontented Disconnected 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was 6 afraid of 7, because 7 8 9
or ur mooma was so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and jumped off a cliff and people thought the sun was falling
2007-08-14 07:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
WHAT HAPPENED:
larry and sally are laying on the floor dead. there is an open window, a baseball, broken glass and a puddle of water, how did they die?
Answer: Larry and Sally were fish. A baseball flew through the open window, hit and broke the fishbowl, Larry and sally died.
OR......
Can a match box?
~~~No but a tin can
(matchbox and tincan)
2007-08-14 07:43:20 · answer #6 · answered by Oompa17 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a guy at a gas station has these two penguins and he asks the worker, "hey what should I do with these penguins," then the other guy says "take them to the zoo."
So the guy took the penguins to the zoo and he shows up the next day to the same gas station with the two penguins. Then the same guy says "hey I thought you took them to the zoo?"
And the guy says, "yeah i did and today Im gonna take them to the movies."
2007-08-14 07:43:09 · answer #7 · answered by NatNat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh (better if spoken joke)
Why should you never tell jokes to a duck while it is flying?
It might quack up!
2007-08-14 10:51:33 · answer #8 · answered by Dj KluP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you spot a dogwood tree?
By it's bark!
This and many others that are featured on the sticks of scribblers popsicles deserve to win!
2007-08-14 07:41:54 · answer #9 · answered by SJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In The Barber Shop
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father .She
stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair
cut ,eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "You're
going to get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm going to get boobs too."
2007-08-14 08:58:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the ******* road
to get to the other ******* side
hey guys wanna hear a dirty joke?
once , a man was walking down the street and he stepped into a puddle of mud
lol
2007-08-14 07:39:16 · answer #11 · answered by lauren 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋