I lie awake waiting for you
As I lie on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you lay
on my naked body...
You sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without
any guilt or humiliation, and you nearly drove me crazy while you drained
me.
Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone.
I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last
night's events.
My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it
harder to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you... .
you f*cking... mosquito.
2007-08-14 07:03:55 · 12 answers · asked by Don, '80's Connoisseur 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haaa-haaaa! =]]
That was full of suspense and anticipation....
Like I expected a mosquito!
How crazy is that!
Ingenious!
original work?
I loved it!
2007-08-15 16:38:07 · answer #1 · answered by Jenblossom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. Good misdirection. Lol
2007-08-14 14:09:39 · answer #2 · answered by Diablo69er 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha, I was thinking vampire, a little laugh, not that funny but a smile.
2007-08-14 14:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by m d 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!! who would've thought about a fvkin mosquito? Good one
2007-08-14 14:11:44 · answer #4 · answered by dcbossygirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
=)) yeah .. i know it in Romanian .. i didn't know there was an English version too :p .. really good.. and there was another one similar but with the flu and coca-cola :)
2007-08-14 14:09:37 · answer #5 · answered by Cristina I 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I love it! Star for you.
2007-08-14 14:08:47 · answer #6 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's somewhere between funny and not.
2007-08-14 14:09:17 · answer #7 · answered by wlucynsky 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-08-14 14:19:37 · answer #8 · answered by brownie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What, you don't love mosquitos when they are in your bed?!?!
2007-08-14 15:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by joedudez 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very, very funny!!
2007-08-14 14:10:07 · answer #10 · answered by Brit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋