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The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
2007-08-14 05:56:46
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Some day, it is my dream to be on an infomercial. I want to be the actor who can't do whatever random task the product I'm shilling for is supposed to make easier. The guy who opens a cupboard and has tupperware explode out at him, and scrambles to bat at it like an infant with a club to stop it. The guy who can't cook scambled eggs without the word "flambé" attached. The guy who can't accomplish the most simple task, and then looks at the camera with a Shiteating grin and shrugs his shoulders.
That's going to be me!
2007-08-14 12:52:10
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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There is no such thing as randomness, despite what quantum physics claim, because at a macroscopic level, any randomness that may exist in the quantum level is completely deterministic once it translates into the atomic level.
2007-08-14 12:51:42
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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What are the Swiss Alps, Alex.
And I'll take Movie Madness for a thousand.
2007-08-14 12:57:29
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answered by Anonymous
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The echo of arch angels transfer to the epitome of alertness in the windfall of Eurydice cascading in open shadows.
2007-08-14 13:08:18
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answer #5
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answered by Niki Linde 2
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You know... I used to like shrimp. When I was a kid I used to eat shrimp all the time. Long John Silver's shrimp was the best. When I got a certain age I just didn't like it anymore and stopped eating it.
I should try shrimp again.
2007-08-14 12:50:07
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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I heard J. Giles Band on the radio this morning, and can't stop singing "My Blood Runs Cold...My Memory Has Just Been Sold, My Angel is a Centerfold."
2007-08-14 12:48:47
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answer #7
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answered by Marvelissa VT 6
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Discover the purity of perfection, not the perfection of purity.
- Weird Cartoon Dude from MTV back in the day
2007-08-14 12:57:11
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answer #8
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answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5
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Bunny is going to kick brian8907 in the face.
So I didn't play along with the game, it's still justified.
2007-08-14 12:50:54
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answer #9
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answered by Southpaw 7
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Save the whales....future generations need the oil.
2007-08-14 12:53:04
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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eat a poptart save a kitten
2007-08-14 15:45:02
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answered by Anonymous
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