What if when terrorists blow themselves up, the 72 virgins they get are actually 71 nuns and a priest?

Answer 1

then they'll get poked in the butt by the priest and get their knuckles cracked by the nuns

Answer 2

Actually that passage from the Quran was mistranslated, it isn't 72 virgins, its 72 Ford Excursions.

The last laugh is on the terrorists because there is no gasoline in paradise.

Answer 3

What if they're 71 priests and 1 old nun?

Makes it seem all worth while, no?

Answer 4

That is freakin' hysterical!

I don't think all Muslims are terrorists by the way - before the whole world starts giving me thumbs down - but I'm sure I'll get them anyway.

There, Meatbot, feel better now, I've answered your question.

Answer 5

I would just like to know where all these "virgins" come from. The male-female ratio isn't THAT off balance, and even if it were, I doubt there would be enough virgins among Muslims to go around...what with all the sex crimes Allah allows them to commit... >_>

Answer 6

Or 72 80's movie style nerds...=0)

Answer 7

Actually the Arabic word for 'virgin' comes from the Aramaic and actually means 'white raisins". White raisins were considered a delicacy for those who visited a house, it was an honor to serve them to distinguished company.

So they blow themselves up and then are handed white raisins? lol

Answer 8

What! (seventy two virgins) what are you speaking approximately? G-d's training to the beliving Muslims, regarding scuffling with and justice, G-d says: "it could desire to be that Allah will furnish love (and friendship) between you and those whom ye (now) carry as enemies. For Allah has ability (over all issues); And Allah is Oft-Forgiving, maximum Merciful. back G-d says: "Allah forbids you not, with connection with people who combat you not for (your) faith nor force you out of your properties, from dealing kindly and justly with them: For Allah loveth people who're basically. continuing G-d says: "Allah purely forbids you, with connection with people who combat you for (your) faith, and force you out, of your properties, and help (others) in driving you out, from turning to them (for friendship and safety). it incredibly is consisting of turn to them (in those situations), that do incorrect." G-d makes it completely clean as to what Muslims can and can't do, G-d says: "The recompense for an harm is an harm equivalent thereto (in degree): yet whilst someone forgives and makes reconciliation, his advantages is due from Allah: for (Allah) loveth not people who do incorrect. back G-d says: "yet certainly if any do help and take care of themselves after a incorrect (performed) to them, against such there's no explanation for blame. G-d keeps: "The blame is basically against people who oppress adult adult males with wrongdoing and insolently transgress previous bounds throughout the time of the land, defying staggering and justice: for such there will be a Penalty grievous." G-d makes it undeniable that there's no, going (previous bounds) in Islam, no Terrorism. yet what approximately Israel's attack on Syria, is that this a Terrorist act? i think this could be a hands off question, Israel's movements can't be puzzled by all of us, if so puzzled this could be anti-semitism? G-d is The G-d of Justice and the only G-d for All of His creation, and His Human creation!

Answer 9

Or even worse than that, given the rarity of virgins these days, what if they ran out and had to make do with aborted fetuses?

Answer 10

What's the difference ? Paradise does not get its bodies from births, so sex is unnecessary. There's no hanky-panky in paradise.