a bloke holds a party where each guest has to come dressed as an emotion. 1st guest arrives painted green with 'n' and 'v' across his chest "im green with envy" he says
a woman arrives in pink body stocking with feathers around her bits "im tickled pink!" she says
next, 2 guests are irish, 1 with his p***s in a bowl of custard and the other with his in a pear. the host is shocked and asked wat they have comer as.
"well oim fukn discustard and mick has *** in dispear!"
2007-08-14 03:14:23 · 7 answers · asked by white_funny_girl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if funny
2007-08-14 03:25:33 · update #1
like the joke, but at first thought he was dressing up as a fanny psml
2007-08-14 03:30:38 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bet it's difficult to hold that bowl of custard at the right level all night.
:)
2007-08-14 03:42:05 · answer #2 · answered by H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha this is a great joke to share!! I laughed out LOUD! *star*
2007-08-15 03:16:56 · answer #3 · answered by AA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had to read it twice bot worth it for the laff
regards x kitti x
2007-08-14 03:22:45 · answer #4 · answered by misskitti7® 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao good one. a star for you. thx for the laugh, keep them coming ;)
2007-08-14 03:41:09 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHA MAN THIS IS SOO FUNNY!!!!LOL
2007-08-14 03:20:13 · answer #6 · answered by spurschick2004 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
2007-08-14 04:16:12 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋