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I got a good laugh from this article from The Onion. Hope you do too.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/various_deities_still_sorting

2007-08-14 02:18:04 · 1 answers · asked by BlueManticore 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

NEW YORK—An emergency coalition of deities from several major world religions is still sorting through the wreckage of a tragic bus accident that claimed 67 lives Friday in the culturally diverse Jackson Heights neighborhood of Queens.

According to authorities, at approximately 6:45 p.m. the Q45 bus crashed into a power generator at a busy street corner after swerving to avoid a slow-moving group of elderly Chinese pedestrians. Police say that a Korean laundry, an Irish pub, a Senegalese restaurant, and a churro stand were also severely damaged in the resultant smoke and flames.

More than half a dozen gods reportedly responded to the scene within moments of the crash. Because the victims hailed from 14 countries and professed an as-yet-undetermined number of religious faiths, however, the soul-placement process has been laborious, and fewer than a third of the deceased have so far been escorted to their appropriate afterlives.

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2007-08-14 02:25:52 · update #1

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It's actually pretty funny, but probably also pretty tasteless, if the accident story is true. It's one of those where I laugh, then feel somewhat guilty for having laughed.

2007-08-15 02:08:35 · answer #1 · answered by auntb93 7 · 1 0

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