Hey Atheists.. Gimme a frickin' Break!?

Question

How can you deny the universe wasn't created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I mean, there are so many messed up things, obviously the FSM was drunk, or incompetent, or careless when he created it.

Further, gravity does not exist! Everything is held to the ground by the FSM's Holy Noodles.

All of this is in His Holy Gospel, therefore there is proof that He does exist!

Answer 1

Oh thank you! You have shown me the light

*holds out arms and waits to be blessed by his noodly appendage*

See you round the beer volcano!

Answer 2

****! send me a copy. I only want a copy if he is not a jealous Flying Spaghetti monster. All the other FSM's that I have followed have had rules and made up a whole bunch of , often not even interesting stories to get me to believe. Hope this one is for real!!!!! Does this one have holy pasta insteed of noodles.

Answer 3

Gravity is a myth - the earth suxs. Or should that be the (non-spedific faith) Fundy element?

"Seriously" though FSM is not stranger than any of the other options out there. Like ALL myths of Creation (Xian AND various Indigenous') it involves a degree of faith.

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Answer 4

Why are you appearing as though atheists are non secular zealots that have been given a handbook on how the universe became created via some superb being that became all understanding and all useful? Attacking atheists with the "plea from lack of expertise" argument would not coach that your god exists, nor will it convert any atheists to sharing on your fantasy. Atheists don't have manuals that speculate on issues that are imaginary and use them to describe the universe, we take the medical findings that are applicable supported from via concrete data as manifested actual and permit those that actual understand a thank you to accomplish such study to discover fact. fact is supported via data, such through fact the universe increasing measurably, historic records that element how crucifixions have been carried out and for what motives, non secular documents predating christianity with same subject concerns (virgin births, sons of god, sacrificial saviors, walking on water, turning water into wine, unfavorable confessions, and so on.), fossil and DNA records, shape, archeological unearths, the lifeless Sea Scrolls, between others. enable me destroy all of it the way down to you this way, in case you lived in France and you had constantly heard that Copernicus got here upon and conquered the Americas for the era of himself, lived to be 911 years previous and singlehandedly geared up ever great city in united statesa. and gave all of them the guidelines and information that made united statesa. great, and the individuals who instructed you this proved it via giving you a e book that mentioned it became the fact and that's the way it got here approximately, does that make it real? Is that somewhat how united statesa. became got here upon, settled, and made into the great united states that it is? could you be shocked if somebody theory that became a gaggle of crap and desperate to accomplish somewhat study and got here upon that the individuals instructed a thoroughly distinctive tale? could you're saying that the guy who did the study became incorrect for believing what he chanced directly to be real, rather of sticking with the tale that the French e book had placed accessible, even regardless of the indisputable fact that the French e book went against each little thing ever written via all and sundry else on the issue and there is data that Copernicus did no such component, and actual died for no longer recanting on his "theory" that the worldwide became around and revolved around the sunlight? who's incorrect for that reason, the guy who did the study, or the guy who believed the e book and by no ability puzzled it?

Answer 5

Sarcasm is the recourse of a weak mind.

Atheism is also a religion. They have absolutely no proof of God's non-existence. They BELIEVE with FAITH that He doesn't exist. Some are even fanatical in their belief. Also remember that they are egotistical, self-centered, angry, and illogical. Since they cannot prove their belief they love to remind you that you cannot prove yours either. They love to speak of science, as long as it suits them. Show them a scientific paper or experiment that shows evidence of intelligent design, and see what happens!!! They will illogically argue with you and make the most idiotic assumptions and statements. Or they will use one of their favorite tactics--evasion and ridicule. Lawyers learn in law school that if you don't have evidence to win your case, discredit the opposing counsel's witnesses, and their testimonies. Atheists use this tactic quite often. Some are pretty good at it.
Their main problem in believing in a power greater than themselves is that they think they are the greatest most intelligent person (or people) to ever grace this Earth. You should believe them just because they say so. Some seem pretty intelligent but all lack one defining quality...wisdom.

Thumbs down. Aww did I hurt your feelings, poor little atheists. The truth hurts doesn't it?

Answer 6

Are you trying to contradict the gospel of the Invisible Pink Unicorn? Heathen!

Answer 7

I can't.

I am curently trying to spread His Noodly Word to the elderly in the form of large print alphabet soup.

Answer 8

RAmen!

Answer 9

RAmen

Answer 10

RAmen!