2007-08-14 01:46:22 · 20 answers · asked by LordVader 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
tell him you'll turn him into batha fodder if he doesn't listen. you're lord vader!! come on now, show him who's boss already!
2007-08-14 13:16:15 · answer #1 · answered by Aeryn Sun 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think the more important question is, how is it that you are communicating with your dog in this way, you must seek some help for this problem.
2007-08-14 08:51:34 · answer #2 · answered by sassinya 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How many times have I told you!! Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side!!
2007-08-14 12:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave him on the side of the Motorway (Highway) and buy a robot dog.
2007-08-14 08:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Listen to what he has to say. He just might be right. After all you know the saying "All dogs go to heaven".
2007-08-14 08:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by crrllpm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remind him of how God smote the Canine-ites.
2007-08-14 21:26:19 · answer #6 · answered by $m☼r฿: looking down your blouse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty dogs...never give up anything! One time they took my catnip filled mouse!
2007-08-14 08:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by Soaking Wet......Cat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love him unconditionally, just like he loves you. Then if it still doesn't change bribe him with booze and doggie p0rn.
2007-08-14 08:54:50 · answer #8 · answered by PaganPixiePrincessVT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Threaten to beat him with a newspaper.
2007-08-14 08:52:10 · answer #9 · answered by Tanjo22 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kneel down next to him and look him in the eye. Grip his jaw muscles and repeat in a firm tone, "drop!"
2007-08-14 08:51:00 · answer #10 · answered by djnightgaunt 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋