A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No," says the cop.
"What about all these other cars?"
"They didn't ask!"
STAR if funny
2007-08-14 01:44:00 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-08-14 07:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Two cops pull up an old ford car?
Inside was an African warrior Dancing
One of the Cops gets on his Radio:
"ZULU-TANGO-SEIRRA"
2007-08-14 02:21:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can i park a star here, without getting a ticket! (enjoyed the jokes, all of them have humour uniformly!)
2007-08-14 01:49:27 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny once again. Another star for you.
2007-08-14 09:40:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's hilarious, you get a much deserved star.
Thanks for the laugh this morning.
2007-08-14 03:24:26 · answer #5 · answered by myturn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's funny! I starred ur question!
2007-08-14 02:06:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like them all, star, should have been able to give you a star for each joke.
xx
2007-08-14 02:12:49 · answer #7 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome, I thought the first one was the best. I work with cops, and yes...they can be that stupid! Thanks for the chuckle.
2007-08-14 02:06:01 · answer #8 · answered by Colonel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha a little lame but i like xx
2007-08-14 01:48:38 · answer #9 · answered by luvcrez 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like your jokes i am fan of yours they really gave me the very prcious things which i didnot get from others and that is smile
2007-08-14 02:36:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol good ones. here's a star, keep posting ;)
2007-08-14 02:33:34 · answer #11 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋