"Hello? Mr. God? Good. GET YOUR WEAK *** SOFT SKINNED UNEDUCATED BUTT DOWN HERE OR ELSE I'M COMIN' UP THERE AND BELIEVE ME YOU LITTLE *****, YOU "AIN'T" GONNA LIKE "THAT"!!!!" Yes, I'll hold...
2007-08-13 23:22:39
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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With a phone number, you might get a busy signal, or a droped call, or he might even not be home, but you see, My God has a dirrect line, I can get through anytime, anywhere about anything. I do "call" several times a day, in the mornings I let him know that I am greatful that I have another day of life, I let him know how greatful I am for my family thier health, our employment, I ask him to lead me through this day, to watch over my children as they go to school and my wife as she Goes to work, I also ask for salvation for the lost in my family and group of friends.
what do you say to God when you "call him"
2007-08-13 23:25:46
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answered by Anonymous
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He does have a phone number i.e.Jeremiah 33:3..am not kidding
2007-08-13 23:31:02
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answered by KAEL 2
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you dont have to have gods phone number to talk to him,you could just get on your knees close your eyes and just ask god for forgiveness and to open your eyes...God bless you sister i dont know who you are but ill pray for you and i hope that ill see you in heaven some day saved ...God bless,and know that God knows everythink and he even hears you when your not talking to him and he sees whare ever you are and hes watching you right now right this minute and he knows what your thinking about he knows you every thought,im not trying to scare you or anythink because God would never try to cause you any harm,and know that anythink that happens bad in your life and if dont belive in God that is all Davils work davil want you to go to hell he want every one to be in the lake of fire for eternity,god bless!!
2007-08-13 23:44:33
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answered by Anonymous
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I will say god make me wealthy and my country as a wealthiest country in the world and god bless the suffering poor of my country with what ever they want.
2007-08-13 23:34:54
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answered by Rama Krishna 5
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Hello God.. Will I still pray if I can call you by phone?
2007-08-13 23:35:42
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answered by onefinepetite 1
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I would ask Him why so many of His followers do not understand the meaning of the Golden Rule.
2007-08-14 14:13:51
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answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7
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He dosen't need a telephone, all we need do is find a private place and talk to Him, we call it prayer!
Maybe I could answer the second part of your question like this, "Thank you Father that we can talk to You without a telephone"
2007-08-13 23:26:04
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answered by Anonymous
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God have no phone number. "God does not have a phone number."
2007-08-13 23:23:30
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd ask Him when Gabriel was gonna' sound the trumpet for Jesus to come and 'rapture us' from this 'sin-polluted planet'.
2007-08-14 00:18:39
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answered by God's Fountain Pen 4
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I believe I would just ask for a few more prayers. Sorry not very pensive this morning/1
2007-08-13 23:24:07
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answer #11
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answered by The PENsive Insomniac 5
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