visit the Sahara when the car broke down.Just when they had given up hope of survivin they find a lamp.Bush & Cheney were 2 high class to rub the lamp but the blonde dint care.She rubbed the lamp and a genie popped out."You have found me after 5,000 years of being stuck in the desert and I can grant you one wish,"said the Genie,"however,your wish can not be for me to transport you out of the desert."Pres. Bush thought a few seconds and said that he wished that the people from his country thought better of him.Poof the polls rose 1%.Dick Cheney thought a second and asked for a jeep so they could get out of the desert faster.Poof a Jeep appeared but the tank was empty.Now, the blond thought about her wish for a long time and then said I would like a dime.The Genie was mystified but asked no questions.Poof a dime appeared.
"why did you waste a wish on a dime?" her companions ask."My mother always said if stuck with a dirty dick and bush to hold a dime between my knees."
2007-08-13 21:21:48 · 4 answers · asked by Mr. Nobody 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! That's pretty funny Dan; I gave you a star!
2007-08-13 21:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hannah Montana
2007-08-14 04:30:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh. That's a really...interesting joke.
2007-08-14 04:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by james_j_j_0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe......... i love it
2007-08-14 05:10:28 · answer #4 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋