A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,
"I had an affair with a woman... almost." The priest says,
"what do you mean almost?"
The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together
but then I stopped."
The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting
it in. You're not to go near that woman again, now say five
Hail Marys and put $50 in the poor box."
The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his prayers,
then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and
then starts to leave.
The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and
says, "I saw that, you didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The man replied, "Well Father, I rubbed up against it and you
said it was the same as putting it in!"
2007-08-13 20:17:44 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA HA THAT'S NOT FUNNY ITS HILARIOUS 10/10
2007-08-13 20:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
that was the very best one ever that I have truely enjoyed. I'd say you definitely have a gift for jokes and that you should use it to make people feel better.
use the jokes as your trade and don't forget to trademark it every single one that is!!!!!!!
2007-08-14 13:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by soar_2307 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha... Smart man!
Must be Irish eh???
Hahahahaha...
Yur jokes are getting better and better...
I gives yu a star for this...
2007-08-13 20:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-08-14 03:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes It is a Gr8 Joke. One star for you
2007-08-14 00:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by Devu 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Heehee! Una stella per te!
You rock!
2007-08-14 04:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-13 20:42:15 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Have a star cos you are good at these. You are on a roll. lol
2007-08-13 20:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
tyou must be really happy today because you are on a roll!!!
that is sooooo funny!!!!
hahahahaha!!!
i really liked it!!!
definetly telling this to everyone!!!
cheers!!!
2007-08-13 21:27:02 · answer #9 · answered by maniac 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
f**k me thats great star 4 u
2007-08-13 20:59:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋