I was playing around on the computer when my cocker spaniel, Cleo, exploded!!! Does anybody know how to put her back together, or have blueprints or something???
2007-08-13 18:31:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
Anybody who answered "Thanks for the points" or any variation of this should jump off of a building. Immediately.
2007-08-13 18:39:05 · update #1
Wow Alex R.T... Real original. Except that it was pretty much what I had said to you. How original. Do the world a favor and get a vasectomy.
2007-08-14 16:50:16 · update #2
I know this is a serious problem. That's the problem with spaniels these days, they just explode for no reason, they just aren't made the way they used to. I believe I can help you put her back together though. First of all, you need to find someone very good at puzzles. They can set up the basic part of it for you and out everything back where it belongs. I've found staplers to be quite reliable when trying to put exploded spaniels back together, so staple everything in place and reinforce with gorilla gluealong the seems. It happened to mine last week and this worked wonders, although shes not quite as playful as before.
2007-08-13 19:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by Courtney[Catastrophe] 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Sometimes cocker spaniels can explode due to the bright computer screen. Their eyes are different than other animals eyes and cannot handle staring at it for long amounts of time. The radiation on the screen goes directly into their eyes and over time, gets stronger and stronger. Eventually the radiation in their eyes is at a certain degree at which it detonates. I suggest while having a cocker spaniel and an active computer in the same room you take the cocker spaniel outside for a bit every 15 minutes, that should solve it from now on. As for putting it back together, I'd try a vet or someone who's really good at jigsaw puzzles.
Good luck
2007-08-14 01:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
That happens sometimes with spaniels, I think it's caused by something internal in conjunction with static electricity from the hard drive and radiation from the monitor combined with the phase of the moon. The mess takes a while to clean up, doesn't it?
2007-08-14 01:40:15 · answer #3 · answered by Elaine M 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
I don't know cocker spaniels well enough to help you put her back together.. But I do know why it happened.. Cockers are prone to Rage Syndrome.. You should spay her, she shouldn't be bred, you don't want to perpetuate the problem..
2007-08-14 02:35:23 · answer #4 · answered by DP 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I've found that crazy glue is useful to reattach skin tissue. I'd google "cocker spaniel anatomy" to make sure all the organs were in the right place first, though.
2007-08-14 01:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by gwennevear 1 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Ask all the kings horsemen and all the kings men... Wait they couldn't even put an egg back together..Sorry
2007-08-14 01:40:29 · answer #6 · answered by sidearmer 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Say what now was it alive when it exploded? Was there firecackers in the house? I'm either retartded or you are smokin crack
2007-08-14 01:55:39 · answer #7 · answered by ashliedoglover 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You rock ! I have a couple of spare spaniels. What color do you want...black or blonde?
2007-08-14 01:40:12 · answer #8 · answered by bp2 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
OMG are you serious ? Wow. hilariioous.. you just made my day... he he he . and this is probly going to loe me pointsd isnt it ?
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2007-08-14 01:45:32 · answer #10 · answered by Michael 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋