A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife "Ya
know sumptin', womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station...
Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
So from now on womon, when I say 'Bell one', I want you to strip naked.
When I say 'Bell two', you jump on de bed.
When I say 'Bell three', we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."
The next night he came home and shouted:
"Bell One!", and his wife stripped naked.
"Bell Two!", and she jumped on the bed.
"Bell Three!", and they started to make love.
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out "Bell Four!".
"WOMON... What DA hell is 'Bell Four'?", he asked.
She replied
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DA FIRE!!!!"
2007-08-13 17:27:04 · 17 answers · asked by Bluelady... 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Figgers....... He hadn't been near the fire all the time they were married!!!! Wife must have really been burning!!!! Talk of the fire brigade being too late, and not being to douse the fire whn they did get there because of insufficient "equipment"!!!!! LMAO!!!!
2007-08-13 17:52:22 · answer #1 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-08-13 17:32:42 · answer #2 · answered by Nika 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny he he he bell 5
2007-08-13 17:33:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
actual snigger or they are going to be great embarrassed, and that they are going to forget approximately it and learn whats humorous and what isn't. do exactly not snigger like "that's the suitable humorous tale EVER" purely snigger a snigger that asserts "howdy Kiddo That grew to become into especially humorous!"
2016-10-15 06:31:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Amazing!!!
2007-08-13 18:22:28 · answer #5 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!!!
2007-08-13 17:49:11 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL..that's funny
2007-08-13 17:36:18 · answer #7 · answered by Chi V 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's hilarious and so true! Firefighters are known to have big egos and small...
LOL
2007-08-14 03:52:06 · answer #8 · answered by myturn 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
.......some more belles (bells) to go! this joke is full of fire! burning hot! good one, too!
2007-08-13 17:41:48 · answer #9 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-08-13 17:37:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋