what do you do when you are drunk?

Question

i cant sleep and im pretty tipsy, any tips?

Answer 1

I continue drinking till I pass out, On a daily bases so I never run into your problem....

Answer 2

Well, I don't drink anymore, but when I did I like to think I was the funniest SOB in the world. I was never violent or mean, but I'm sure I was VERY obnoxious. I remember dancing on a counter in an all night cafe once! I used to do insane crazy things. It is amazing I didn't kill myself or someone else. Anyway I still like to be funny and crazy sometimes, but I have found I can get in touch with that side of myself without the need of alcohol or any other mood altering substance. All that silliness is there inside of all of us, the chemicals DON'T create it, they just make it ok for us to let it out. I have learned to give the sober me permission to be quite intoxicated. It's really a lot safer in the end.

Answer 3

I'm not the person that should answer this..... my friend should. His wife and I embarrassed the daylights out of him at Hershey Park. lol

See... they "kidnapped" me on my birthday, and took me to Hershey to see my absolute favorite band... Styx. When we got back to the B&B, we were too jazzed from the concert to go to bed right away.

So... he had a beer, and poured wine for his wife and I. I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast. He made sure we had several glasses of wine. I got a bit.... tipsy.... and..... very silly.... and VERY verbal. (Asked if he liked ketchup with his fries.)

We got louder and louder with it. Some guy poked his head out his door and said someone needed to "blow" my friend, or he'd do it himself. Anything to get sleep.

My friend went absolutely beet root. His wife and I laughed ourselves silly. He went to bed, we kept it up.... until the guy came out of his room again.

Then we decided we should go to bed too.

Gee... it was a wonder I didn't fall backwards down the steps, on top of her. I was never so wasted in my life.

What a good time that was..... until morning. Scrambled eggs with salsa and fresh fruit are not a good thing to eat when hung over. lol

Answer 4

I laugh a lot and speak even more than usual.... I can even dance and strip for my BF (only when being drunk, too shy to do it when sober LOL) and make wild love. But I usually get very sleepy, never have problems falling asleep when I'm drunk......

Answer 5

ur most likelly not drunk if u can type that...but if u are u should take an advil before you go to bed so u dont get a bad hang over

Answer 6

I do crosswords. It gets tiring to keep using the brain, looking things up, getting frustrated. And I have something mindless on TV like CNN.

Answer 7

Well the last time I was seriously drunk I dropped my aftershock on someone's shoe's, took pictures of random people on my phone, spent alot of time talking to my cousin, brother and friend in the mens toilets (I'm not gay btw), told my sisters boyfriend how much I love him but not in a poofy way, took sips of my beer and then spat it all over the place, went on about how some bloke was trying to shag my friend, started going on to everyone about how I wanted to shag Bernard Hopkins (seriously I'm not gay), then started going on about how I don't want to shag him but if he asked you'd have to say yes because he'd beat you up otherwise, danced with my brothers and friends, and then got sick all over my mums car, went to sleep and then woke up at 8am, ate a packet of prawn crackers and then went back to sleep. Ahh good times.

Answer 8

I usually play yahoo pool or watch TV shows online.

Answer 9

ALKA SELZER
or
1 teaspoon of soda bicarbonate powder + half a teaspoon of sugar + (quickly mix and swallow because it will psssheeet and foam).. squeezed half lemon juice
Good night

Answer 10

Drink. Rugby. Dazzle the ladies with my charm. And Drink.