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Three boys are in a school yard bragging about their fathers.

The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a poem, and they give him $50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a song, and they give him $100."

The third boys says, "I got you both beat! My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon....and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"

2007-08-13 14:37:45 · 10 answers · asked by KS 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

A boy(catholic) and a girl (protesant) were walking home from chruch together when they say the road had been flooded. Not wanting to ruin their sunday bests they took off their clothes to cross the flooded area. When the boy got hom his elderly grandmother asked him what he learned in church. They boy replied, the difference between Catholics and Prodestants

2007-08-13 14:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by MyNameAShadi 5 · 3 0

JOKE:

On a street side by side are a Synagogue, a Catholic Cathedral and a Unitarian Church. All three buildings catch on fire at once.

The rabbi runs in to the synagogue and saves the scrolls of the Torah....

The Catholic priest dashes into the cathedral and saves the crucifix...

The Unitarian pastor runs into her church and saves the coffee maker and the xerox machine.....

(I tried)
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2007-08-13 14:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

O.K. , But don't repeat this to any one! O.K.?
I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses, and I can not walk through the door and window section of LOWS with out "Test Knocking" at least 1/2 the doors! love bugsie!

2007-08-13 14:46:05 · answer #3 · answered by bugsie 7 · 1 0

large, yet: do you recognize why 7 is written by utilising hand with a small horizontal line? the story is: Moses returns from the mountain with the ten command. He starts analyzing them. while he reaches 7 (do not dedicate adultery ) all the mans yelled: "decrease the seven! decrease the seven!"

2016-10-15 06:06:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I like that one. I'll have to remeber it.

2007-08-13 14:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by Moonlit Hemlock 3 · 0 0

I love it! God Bless your humor!

2007-08-13 14:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by ANGEL Baby 3 · 1 1

hahha

2007-08-13 14:43:59 · answer #7 · answered by anonomous 4 · 0 0

I find this one a little more offensive than the last one

2007-08-13 14:44:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 6

lol

2007-08-13 14:52:33 · answer #9 · answered by Fruitcake2 1 · 0 0

HAHAHA. That is so true.

2007-08-13 14:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by cynical 6 · 1 1

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