A wife and husband are in bed, and the man gets a little h*rny so says to his wife "washing machine" (which is their secret word for sex).She says "Not tonight babe, i have a headache". So they both go to sleep.In the morning the lady is h*rny so she says to the man "you still want washing machine?" to which he replies, "no thanks love, i only had a half load so i did it by hand".
2007-08-13 14:36:56 · 13 answers · asked by emnie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't usually bother reading jokes on here because there usually too long and I've heard them all before, but i luv this one.
2007-08-13 14:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by H.A.L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
big wash day on sunday luvly jubly
2007-08-13 23:57:52 · answer #2 · answered by Miserable Git 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have heard of this - - - "drip dry " - - before.
2007-08-13 14:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by curious1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-08-13 22:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such is marriage.
2007-08-13 14:45:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-08-13 20:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirty dirty dirty
2007-08-13 15:33:52 · answer #7 · answered by what do i know im only 12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-08-13 15:03:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirrty dirrty girl, you should be ashamed of yourself!!!!
2007-08-13 14:51:19 · answer #9 · answered by HERBS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-08-13 14:45:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋